another moral hangover. fuck.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
