what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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