I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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