I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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