First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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