there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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