Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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