Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize
