im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
