Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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