Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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