whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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