This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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