She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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