Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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