k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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