can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
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