My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
