god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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