haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
it wasn't lemon gatorade
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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