Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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