we're chasing vodka with high fives
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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