I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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