lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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