I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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