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Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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