So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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