i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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