i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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