Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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