guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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