I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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