AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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