She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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