Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Randomize
