we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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