I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Randomize
