Christians are straight up FREAKS
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
