This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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