Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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