I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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