Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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