Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
