You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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