just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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