I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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