I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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