why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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