at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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