I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
she smelled like a LAN party
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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