I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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