She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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