I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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