That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I'm just crazy horny about you
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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