i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
The police scanner is talking about you again....
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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