Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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