All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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