who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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