Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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