thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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