worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i will never coherently bang her
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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