You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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