I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
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