My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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